Yep, well, that happened.
After, what, nearly two years of not being able to find anything, I finally got myself a position... in the local community centre as an assistant. Public worker on paper. Basically, I get to go around, helping people carrying around chairs and setting up tables, or putting up decorations, or helping with making a flyer real pretty, or something else. You know, the funny thing is, this was actually the very first job offer I was directed to since registering as unemployed, however, an old classmate of mine got that position who still works there.
The victory is only temporary though, as I only got contracted till the end of the month, and since we're talking about February here, it will only come out to around twenty workdays in total before everything returning to it's usual state. I'm contect with that though. I'm also contect with the worthless salary.
I needed something to shake up this gray, hopeless 'life' of mine.